My new toy

[SteveD]

I took it to my favorite English Pub for St. Patricks day.

No Oirish pubs close by?

[Scoots]

I took it to my favorite English Pub for St. Patricks day.
Parked it in a line of Hardleys and folks ignored the "Butt-Jewelry" to gawk at the /5, kept me laughing all night!Vince

That's a good feeling that lasts and lasts!!!

[Major Softie]

Major, could you have meant "tits on a bore" or "tits on a boar?"

Definitely not "bore." As for "boar," I could have, but I'm not sure. I've heard both. "Useless as tits on a boar" has never made any sense to me, as wild boar have tits to suckle their young just like any other mammal, and they are a tasty wild game. Whereas, "tits on a board" are totally useless. So, I've always preferred "board," right or wrong.

I Googled both and got 33,900 hits for "boar," and 20,500,000 for "board." Doesn't mean I'm right, but, if I'm wrong, I've got a lot of company.

[Deleted User 287]

I Googled both and got 33,900 hits for "boar," and 20,500,000 for "board." Doesn't mean I'm right, but, if I'm wrong, I've got a lot of company.

"If I'm wrong, I don't want to be right."

[Deleted User 62]

Major, could you have meant "tits on a bore" or "tits on a boar?"

Definitely not "bore." As for "boar," I could have, but I'm not sure. I've heard both. "Useless as tits on a boar" has never made any sense to me, as wild boar have tits to suckle their young just like any other mammal, and they are a tasty wild game. Whereas, "tits on a board" are totally useless. So, I've always preferred "board," right or wrong.

I Googled both and got 33,900 hits for "boar," and 20,500,000 for "board." Doesn't mean I'm right, but, if I'm wrong, I've got a lot of company.

Interesting, I did a search on "useless as tits on a" and all the top results were for boar or bull. Remember a boar is a male pig, sow for female. Makes sense.

[Chuey]

Besides, tits on a bore are not useless unless you find her unattractive. That was my inner ZM talking, right there.

Chuey